Assignment- find one food word to describe who you are at this very moment: Hmmm.
I am an omelet. Yes. An omelet made by a four year old.
Scrambled. Jumbled. Full of great ingredients, but without a definable shape. (That's where the chef's age comes into play. The omelets you are accustomed to probably resemble a half circle which IS a shape. The omelet I am is a glop.)I am a fulfilling experience - unless you get too much of me, and then I will cause a belly ache. Also, too much of me will affect the health of your heart. Adversely, it seems.
Oh - and then there is the part where regular indulgence in me will create familiarity which will breed contempt. You will be sick of omelets.
I am light in color and sometimes fluffy. Occasionally, I will change up all of my ingredients and become a new creation. But alas - even with the reinventions, I am still just an omelet. I can pair well with any beverage, but Bloody Mary's bring out the best in me.
I guess being an omelet is better than being a pork chop. Or a brussel sprout.
What's YOUR food persona? ;)
3 comments:
I'm a plum. There's no way to tell whether I'm sour and bitter or sweet and juicy until you take a bite.
These days I'm consistently very unripe.
I'm a pomegranate. Hard to open but soft and magical yet oddly disturbing inside :)
I'm cold pizza and flat beer - lots of potential, but not quite there.
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