My ex-husband: You had better get a GOOD F******N LAWYER!
My Mom: Well, at least he specified what kind of lawyer to get.
Me: MOM!
My Mom: Ohhh...I bet that kind is more expensive than the other kinds.
Me: Ugh. Mom, I am worried. I feel like I am starting WWIII and my kids are going to suffer greatly because of it.
My Mom: War is good! Clears the air and good for the economy.
Me: *speechless*
I love that lady.
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