Like a tornado, I can rip through your life. Or not.
Sewage and Sage Advice
My ex-husband: You had better get a GOOD F******N LAWYER! My Mom: Well, at least he specified what kind of lawyer to get. Me: MOM! My Mom: Ohhh...I bet that kind is more expensive than the other kinds. Me: Ugh. Mom, I am worried. I feel like I am starting WWIII and my kids are going to suffer greatly because of it. My Mom: War is good! Clears the air and good for the economy. Me: *speechless* I love that lady.